Wario’s Secret Underground Lair

I am a 37 year old disabled white male living in south-east Texas, in North America on planet Earth. I love video games, tv shows, movies, naked women, and root beer. I don’t smoke or drink or take any drugs my doctor didn’t prescribe. When I was growing up I had 6 cats over the years which I loved dearly. They’re all gone now but I still have great memories and a bunch of pictures which I’ll share once I get a scanner.